i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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