So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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