so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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