How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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