so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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