Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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