i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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