More tranny stories later!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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