Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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