I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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