What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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