There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
