i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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