you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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