If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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