So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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