How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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