there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
