White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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