After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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