I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
