I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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