At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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