You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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