i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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