That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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