we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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