I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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