The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
