Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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