it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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