when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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