so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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