We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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