Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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