His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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