i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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