dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Farmville is her only friend.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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