If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I need to calm my uterus...
Everclear isn't food dammit
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