The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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