Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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