I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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