I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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