You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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