Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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