Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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