That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize