Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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