im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I would ride that face into the sunset
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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