so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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