Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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