KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
send nudes
from the living room?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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