And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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