i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just pee around me
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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