If that was your dad, he is hot
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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