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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.

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  Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.

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• (408): View more from California

  that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  I smell like gasoline and adventure.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.

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  That is beautiful

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