She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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