Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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